Fat Bear Casino

Frequently Asked Questions

You've made it to the place where I, Cletus, answer all of your questions! Let's see all of them!


Where did this "Fat Bear Casino" thing come from?

During my sophomore year in high school I got assigned mountains of homework. One of the assignments I got, Fat Bear Ecology, I turned in 3 days late, but got a A+ for it somehow. I thought of starting a casino with "Fat Bear" in the name and BOOM! That's where "Fat Bear Casino" came from.


Is the "Fat Bear Casino" an actual casino?

No. I use the term "casino" very loosely.


What is the lore behind your name?

Allow me to digress.

The name Cletus comes straight out of Classical Athens, and means "illustrious". As for my middle name, Muscovado, it's a sugar substitute, which comes from the Portuguese açúcar mascavado, meaning "unrefined sugars". And as for my last name, Fat Bear? Say you have a last name like "Quick Bear" or "Slow Bear". I decided to go with Fat Bear. Esoteric last names like that make me laugh.


People think that you're stealing from somebody. Is that true?

Okay. I admit it. One of the images used in the Fat Bear Casino logo isn't ours. We borrowed it from some guy named "PineconeMonkey", and it falls under the fair use doctrine. But by all means, no, we are not stealing from anybody and we never will, honest.


Have you a gambling addiction?

No. This place wasn't even a casino in the first place. Where did you even get that from?


Why do the headings look so hilariously awful?

It uses a script font entitled "Coca Cola ii". I embedded it as a WOFF2 file to use as an attention grabber. I also colored the headings a nice shade of red so they can be seen before the body text. And yes, there are major kerning imperfections, so I've received more than a few weird surprises creating this here FAQ section.


How much backlash do you receive from this website on the daily, if you even receive any?

Surprisingly, none. People probably don't even know that this website even exists!


What is your response to this whole "Casino for Crypto" ruckus?

Casino for Crypto is a Casino for Crypto, which is a Casino for Crypto, because it's a Casino for Crypto and always will be a Casino for Crypto. But if the Casino for Crypto is not a Casino for Crypto, then we do not wish to associate with a Casino for Crypto that isn't a Casino for Crypto.

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